How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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