How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
