dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
My life is pants optional.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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