Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
