Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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