i will never coherently bang her
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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