So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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