I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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