Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
how can u be prego again
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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