You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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