i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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