Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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