well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
its liver damage thursday
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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