ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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