I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
