ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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