I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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