I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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