It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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