I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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