Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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