I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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