You're a womanizer and a bitch.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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