Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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