why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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