let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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