what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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