Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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