I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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