i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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