he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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