I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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