You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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