You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Buhtt sex?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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