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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.

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(239): View more from Florida

I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.

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(503): View more from Oregon

well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks

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(509): View more from Washington

God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number

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(503): View more from Oregon

There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.

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(510): View more from California

Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house

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(206): View more from Washington

I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet

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