He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I could make wine with my vomit
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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