he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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I need you to use more vowels.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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