i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
So vagazzling was a success
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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