It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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