i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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