there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Everyone says I win the strip club
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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