I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
