Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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