Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Its about making memories worth repressing
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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