yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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