I smell stomach acid.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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