so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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