sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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