so let's talk penis.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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