I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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