Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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