I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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